Translation of the PiZi trailer released on 2009.03.28 thanks to laiou @ vicpower.net
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/prajnaworks/1548260600:09 One day when
00:12 you find out the hottie you flirted with and took home last night ...
00:17 I forgot to tell you last night.
00:19 My name is Ling Cola.
00:21 Cola
00:22 My mom works in your North District Office.
00:27 She is Director Ling.
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00:33 The only way to stay alive is to transfer and run
00:34 Go to the South District.
00:35 I owe you, buddy.
00:36 Chen Zai Tian (The characters on top of the door are North District Office.)
00:40 Get lost!
00:42 You don't need to actually shoot, do you?
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00:44 Thought everything would be just smooth sailing from now on.
00:46 In our South District,
00:47 new colleagues of the Felony Squad
00:50 always team up with Wu Ying Xiong
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00:54 Never thought he would run into a lunatic.
1:21 Oh, my God!
1:23 Why do I have to be on the same team with such a maniac!
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01:25 In 2009, these two disaster collectors are coming
01:31 I really
01:32 admire you two.
01:39 Quick, run for cover!
01:42 What's the matter with you two?
01:43 Disaster collector?
01:49 Even eating lunch can be so catastrophic?
01:53 From now on
01:54 you can only order boxed lunch, okay?
01:56 Please!
02:09 The Vic Chou you've never seen
02:12 Wait a minute!
02:15 Many to few. What kind of heroes and good fellows you are.
02:18 Even hit an elder!
02:19 He is so old!
02:20 Don't you know about respecting the elderly!
02:23 At least, I am a big customer who has just bought a lot of guns from you.
02:31 Can you hit not so hard?
02:33 I'm afraid of pain.
02:34 The most unblushing policeman in 2009
02:26 Felony Squad
02:38 Guys, you've been working hard.
02:40 Hey, who is he?
02:41 Chen Zai Tian, a new colleague
02:47 Are you sure you wanna go in?
02:56 Police. Freeze!
02:57 All of you, don't move.
03:01 Perhaps, Wu Ying Xiong has received wrong intelligence.
03:05 We'll be looking into it.
03:06 Sorry
03:07 for interrupting you meal
03:08 What do you mean? You!
03:11 Police. Freeze!
03:12 Don't move!
03:18 Stay put!
03:20 Put down your gun!
03:22 Calm down!
03:23 Put down your gun!
03:24 Calm down a little bit!
03:26 Chen Zai Tian
03:27 Is your current reaction
03:30 the proper response from someone claimed to be the crime-solving king of North District?
03:35 The police buy guns from the organized crime world!
03:37 You want all of us to be fired!
03:39 Not bad, you even have some change left over.
03:42 Did they give you something like a receipt or an invoice?
03:46 What the hell did you two want to do?
03:48 You deliberately wanted to embarrass me, didn't you?
03:49 Why did you buy guns from the organized crime world?
03:52 It's not what the police are supposed to do.
03:54 Director,
03:55 Next time we'll be more careful
03:57 I only hope you'll stay further away from my sight.
04:03 How far?
04:05 You'll soon find out.
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04:08 But
04:13 Everyone has a dark place inside his heart which he cannot face.
04:21 I remember you. You don't remember me.
04:22 What an uneasy feeling, isn't it?
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04:28 He is surrounded by unsolvable mysteries and dilemmas.
04:31 To me, your existence
04:33 has become a problem.
04:43 The condition was for you to become a policeman.
04:45 To become an undercover spy,
04:46 To sell us out.
04:48 Isn't that enough?
04:52 Wu Ying Xiong
05:00 The important thing is that we are all policemen.
05:05 If you wanna arrest me, come and get me.
05:10 Good!
05:12 You go and try it.
05:14 I'll certainly arrest you.
06:02 It's because of your dammed justice
06:04 that you dare not tell Chen Lin you love her. Right!
06:15 Why do you have to do this to yourself?
06:16 Back off! You!
06:23 I won't let anyone I care leave me any more.
06:25 Your starting point
06:27 is with Ying Xiong,
06:30 not with me.
06:49 She is gone...
06:52 If we are one family,
06:53 no matter what happens,
06:56 neither can leave first.
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07:27 This is time that hard to recognize the truth and falsehood.
07:31 And we need more resolute friendship
07:35 and love
-- End of translation of the Pi Zi trailer